My First Music Fest
Only 2 hours into 35 Denton & already I’m impressed. Think I have a crush on the city of Denton. Why have I never made it out here before this? Probably due to my balls just having dropped. Or I have more disposable income. Who knows. Who cares. I’m here now & for the next 3 days. I’m gonna enjoy it!
I’ve really got the tattoo itch right now that I gotta scratch. I know where, just need the right designs. #tattoo #ink #art #itch #scratch
Closing out with Romantic Rights by Death From Above 1979. If that doesn’t get you laid you got issues…
The traditional Xmas Eve family get together. It’s great after all these years of my parents getting cool gifts for me & my brothers that we get to switch it around & see the look on their faces.
I’m getting more & more comfortable with this domestic thing. #househusband #honeydolist
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Dear Fishr Pryce...
@Fishr, sucks we can’t make it out to Vegas but our support knows no bounds. Kick names & take ass! #fishrforthewin #3style #vegasbaby
I wish crowds would show bands more respect during their set & shut the hell up. No one else came & paid money to hear or see them. F!
RT @tonylarussa: Boomstick…let’s go Rangers!!
RT @devonlarussa: I’ll try crack if the Rangers win. Go Rangers!
@howlindrew: RT @tedwilliams: Boston?! I died loving the Texas Rangers for giving me the chance to coach. Go Rangers!
#hagbehindhomeplate #nicepurse #worldseries #homerun #rangers
Adrian Beltre just got on one knee & the #hagbehindhomeplate was too damn busy digging in her purse…
d’oh! the #hagbehindhomeplate is back at the #worldseries! she switched seats, that scallywag
Please sir, can I have some Moreland?!
@dutch_oven45 should take over play-calling duties for the #worldseries doing both #harrycaray & the #ahnuld…hilarious
looks like tonight there’s a #hottiebehindhomeplate who seems to enjoy being at the #worldseries
Everyone at the #worldseries just stood up 2 cancer except the #hagbehindhomeplate
The dude with the #hagbehindhomeplate at the #worldseries just told her he has a raging case of oral & genital herpes…still no reaction…
The #hagbehindhomeplate got a text that she’s the new Publishers Clearing House millionaire. There was no reaction…
My intense standoff with the garage door & opener ends with no loss of life, fingers or sanity
The Joy of Baseball
Growing up & through high school all I wanted to be was a pro baseball player. Not for money or fame but because I loved going out on the field & doing something I felt good about. It sucked once I realized my dream would never come true but I moved on. Seeing the team I rooted for as a child finally make it to the world series last year was unbelievable & actually brought tears to my...
There’s only one team I’ll wear powder blue for #texasrangers #postseason
That’s the way baseball go… #2outrally #postseason #epic
Still waiting for Tim McCarver to apologize for trying to start a controversy with Cruz #douchebag #postseason
someone needs to tell Joe Buck to focus on the game & not on Francona #ballsonyourchin
Afraud’s new nickname is The Closer for being the last out 2 playoff series in a row, fitting #arodsadouchbag