May 2012
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May 11th
April 2012
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Apr 25th
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March 2012
2 posts
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My First Music Fest
Only 2 hours into 35 Denton & already I’m impressed. Think I have a crush on the city of Denton. Why have I never made it out here before this? Probably due to my balls just having dropped. Or I have more disposable income. Who knows. Who cares. I’m here now & for the next 3 days. I’m gonna enjoy it! 
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
January 2012
5 posts
Jan 29th
I’ve really got the tattoo itch right now that I gotta scratch. I know where, just need the right designs. #tattoo #ink #art #itch #scratch
Jan 22nd
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Jan 7th
Closing out with Romantic Rights by Death From Above 1979. If that doesn’t get you laid you got issues…
Jan 3rd
Jan 1st
December 2011
8 posts
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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The traditional Xmas Eve family get together. It’s great after all these years of my parents getting cool gifts for me & my brothers that we get to switch it around & see the look on their faces.
Dec 25th
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149 notes
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Dec 5th
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I’m getting more & more comfortable with this domestic thing. #househusband #honeydolist
Dec 5th
November 2011
7 posts
Nov 28th
Damu @tamu
Nov 25th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
Dear Fishr Pryce...
@Fishr, sucks we can’t make it out to Vegas but our support knows no bounds. Kick names & take ass! #fishrforthewin #3style #vegasbaby
Nov 9th
I wish crowds would show bands more respect during their set & shut the hell up. No one else came & paid money to hear or see them. F!
Nov 7th
October 2011
27 posts
Oct 31st
Heartbroken
Oct 29th
Oct 29th
RT @tonylarussa: Boomstick…let’s go Rangers!!
Oct 28th
RT @devonlarussa: I’ll try crack if the Rangers win. Go Rangers!
Oct 28th
@howlindrew: RT @tedwilliams: Boston?! I died loving the Texas Rangers for giving me the chance to coach. Go Rangers!
Oct 28th
Oct 27th
WatchWatch
#hagbehindhomeplate #nicepurse #worldseries #homerun #rangers
Oct 25th
Adrian Beltre just got on one knee & the #hagbehindhomeplate was too damn busy digging in her purse…
Oct 25th
d’oh! the #hagbehindhomeplate is back at the #worldseries! she switched seats, that scallywag
Oct 25th
Please sir, can I have some Moreland?!
Oct 25th
@dutch_oven45 should take over play-calling duties for the #worldseries doing both #harrycaray & the #ahnuld…hilarious
Oct 25th
looks like tonight there’s a #hottiebehindhomeplate who seems to enjoy being at the #worldseries
Oct 25th
Everyone at the #worldseries just stood up 2 cancer except the #hagbehindhomeplate
Oct 24th
The dude with the #hagbehindhomeplate at the #worldseries just told her he has a raging case of oral & genital herpes…still no reaction…
Oct 24th
The #hagbehindhomeplate got a text that she’s the new Publishers Clearing House millionaire. There was no reaction…
Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
WatchWatch
My intense standoff with the garage door & opener ends with no loss of life, fingers or sanity
Oct 22nd
The Joy of Baseball
Growing up & through high school all I wanted to be was a pro baseball player. Not for money or fame but because I loved going out on the field & doing something I felt good about. It sucked once I realized my dream would never come true but I moved on. Seeing the team I rooted for as a child finally make it to the world series last year was unbelievable & actually brought tears to my...
Oct 16th
There’s only one team I’ll wear powder blue for #texasrangers #postseason
Oct 16th
That’s the way baseball go… #2outrally #postseason #epic
Oct 16th
Still waiting for Tim McCarver to apologize for trying to start a controversy with Cruz #douchebag #postseason
Oct 16th
someone needs to tell Joe Buck to focus on the game & not on Francona #ballsonyourchin
Oct 9th
Afraud’s new nickname is The Closer for being the last out 2 playoff series in a row, fitting #arodsadouchbag
Oct 7th
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